Recently I was at a vegan restaurant where I ordered a sandwich on the menu with some modifications. It went something like "hi! I'll have the veggie burger, but hold the onions and can I get the multi-grain bread and dijon dressing instead? thanks!"
After I ordered, my friend ordered his sandwich by name and followed it with "and I'll take it just like the chef intended it to be."
He said it in a way that offended me slightly, …



